Kids humor

[Richard Shaw Brown]

Kids Are Quick  
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North  America .  
MARIA:        Here it  is.  
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  
CLASS:         Maria.  
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the  floor?  
JOHN:          You told  me to do it without using tables.  
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'  
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong  
GLENN:        Maybe it  is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  
DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?  
DONALD:      Yesterday  you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten  years ago.  
WINNIE:      Me!  
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?  
GLEN:          Well, I'm  a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with  'I.'  
MILLIE:           I is..  
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'  
MILLIE:            All  right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but  also admitted it.   Now, Louie,  do you know why his father didn't punish him?  
LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand.    
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TEACHER:   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before  eating?  
SIMON:        No sir, I  don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:    Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy  his?  
CLYDE :        No, sir.   It's the same  dog.  
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TEACHER:      Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people  are no longer interested?  
HAROLD:        A teacher   


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