Gulity As Charged?

[Tom Roche]

Whereas I am, weeks later, still feeling guilty that I might have confirmed the stereotype of a typical American by implying I couldn't tell Poland and Finland apart, I offer this item as a mea culpa:


   SOME REASONS TO BE GLAD YOU'RE AMERICAN. You can have a woman 
president without electing her. You can spell colour wrong and get away 
with it. You can call Budweiser beer. If you've got enough money you can 
get elected to do anything. If you can breathe you can get a gun. You 
can invent a new public holiday every year. You can play golf in the 
most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care. You get to call 
everyone you've never met "buddy." With very little effort you can 
really piss off the French.



   SOME REASONS TO BE GLAD YOU'RE ENGLISH....  well i'm not going to go there, unless you beg...


tom r
atlanta